Vine

Stone Cold muh fuckers

Bad news, I rediscovered Ray Sipe and it has rekindled my love for him. I'm not sorry. #FuckWasps #NotReally #ISavedItAfterTheVine

Forgot my readers and can't use the FaceTime machine :/

How to impress people: pretend you're super busy and abuse your fake secretary

How to impress people part 2: abuse your fake secretary, but also make time for your grandma- she's not going to be around forever, you know

& This is dedicated to my friend who explained his precautions regarding cancer, while smoking a cigarette.

"I'm a wannabe phenomenology prodigy reveling and suffering through self-induced anxiety" Inferno by buttress. W/Durnis

This is dedicated to the lady who told me about the evils of deodorant while smoking a cigarette.

Stopped by to help clean out an old classroom where my aunt works. By that I mean I pranked call my cousin as she tried to do shit.

When Darren shows up 🙌🏼👏🏼💯💯💯#ItsLit #Darren #DraftDUMP

An edited repost to an OG vine jam #WaterColor #OldGregg

When ur dad disowns u

I hate Mondays just because of the "I hate Mondays" people. #YouAintNoGarfield

Hey you, on social media, constantly seeing stuff that makes you feel inadequate, remember: ((🎶Stretch by Pedalsped))

Feminazi has a blind person over for dinner

A (teeny, tiny) meet & greet

Super religious grandma finds an unsavory toy in her grand kids basement.

Justice has been SERVED

"Wanna hang out?"

Life ending hair days r the worst.

Confronting suspected serial killer neighbor about his extremely accurate Halloween decorations.

Plz dont throw flowers at me whilst I grossly drink a boba tea, THNX #draft

Serial killer during last call

Saw two young kids playing unsupervised by the street

When u find the perfect Drake shirt to be part of ur Drake & Josh 2 in 1 costume, but u remember how poorly executed it was last year

Buckle up , nerds

I just got this bald cap, and NOW vine is getting shut down??? IT COULD HAVE BEEN SO SPECIAL. #ThatFeelingWhen #YourHeartGetsRippedOut

If everyone advertised their birthdays like they do on social media, but in real life. Including in public restrooms. #Stall2StallBABY