Twitter

Nobody asked for Spec Pinata but God gave it to us anyway.

ME AT 14: holy shit this dude said god … ISNT real?!? ME AT 37: so yeah this is pretty much the baseline dialogue about any religion now https://t.co/wcjalYj3pT

Good morning from the Toe of the Boot. https://t.co/9pzQB2OLZy

airport bathroom fit check https://t.co/b50mOesKib

Perfect medium for Quotebacks: What is the inspiration for my book in the low-seven figures 👀.

Word of the Day: INTERDIGITATE (v.) to interlock the fingers

I can’t stop reading hookah as hooker with a nyc accent

i was the first nigga of all time

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@NeoYokel It's funny at least

if i still know you from 2013 you have the right to kill me

i always come back to u… https://t.co/VYusY7ltwM

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Poor Spirit Airlines PR guy https://t.co/dsqYOCle4F

How is DMing you guys gonna make the seats bigger lol https://t.co/6c9fxKJB1O

NFT guys and literally nobody else are popping off right now https://t.co/YughqiPnY3

what's he spinning https://t.co/jADCBbRog8

“Hm I’ve been experiencing this bug for weeks now, I should look into it.” The bug: https://t.co/mdAz9I84F6

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ＢＲＡＩＮＣＡＧＥ˟ https://t.co/BjqjW2oRCo

going live now! game starts just after 8pm EST! https://t.co/dxk5cWDmXf

Twitter video is garbage as usual

Watching my own @inputmag YouTube video on my Apple Watch is 🤯🤯🤯 I don’t care how pointless this is. This rules! https://t.co/6EyEwOOpXr https://t.co/xO7jaguDLH

2008 Magna Steyr MILA Alpin concept https://t.co/vnVouB7Ub7

a girl on wednesday https://t.co/avUtR3o9en

About Me

Big Brain Syndrome

in less than 10 years i predict firefox will use chromium. can't say for certain if safari will switch

I remember looking at a 16GB card like "what would you even put on that?" https://t.co/YrTf6xjjeu

Interesting move by @Twitter Though, as annoying as threads are to read, they're kind of great for conversation. Being able to react and reply to individual parts of a thread is unique. Seems like that might be lost with Notes https://t.co/idOK9EYqKk