Twitter

Hell, the official iOS Twitter app is *still* called "Tweetie2" in the code. Tweetie was one of the best 3rd party clients and it invented pull to refresh. Twitter acquired it and for what? To treat devs like dirty laundry? So classless and cowardly.

the secret to "making it" in comedy is an easy one: drink and do cocaine until you unlock a secret Second Personality in your mind, let that guy take over for a couple years, then take control of your body back and go to Multiple Rehabs

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i just finished my first book of 2023 : ( i wanted more of it... sadge... now i have to find the next book to read

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can't roast me, I'm already roasted

shut up bitch im researching methamphetamines

GitHub - MaximeBeasse/KeyDecoder: KeyDecoder app lets you use your smartphone or tablet to decode your mechanical keys in seconds. https://t.co/upYVjXlt21

What is he plotting https://t.co/YMpHf7tALL

shut up bitch im researching methamphetamines

can't roast me, I'm already roasted

https://t.co/PXlNVlTl5s

https://t.co/SdtqrwIcXQ

i just finished my first book of 2023 : ( i wanted more of it... sadge... now i have to find the next book to read

the secret to "making it" in comedy is an easy one: drink and do cocaine until you unlock a secret Second Personality in your mind, let that guy take over for a couple years, then take control of your body back and go to Multiple Rehabs

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hey @twitch your dumbass website still won't allow me to log in on Google Chrome, saying that it's not a supported browser, y'all mind taking time off your busy shifts of polishing Jeff Bezos's cueball skull and unfuck the ability to log in on what's used by 65% of people?? https://t.co/V51DG1YbAT

https://t.co/fGu5h82z84

hey @twitch your dumbass website still won't allow me to log in on Google Chrome, saying that it's not a supported browser, y'all mind taking time off your busy shifts of polishing Jeff Bezos's cueball skull and unfuck the ability to log in on what's used by 65% of people?? https://t.co/V51DG1YbAT

my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 2 https://t.co/4Pwx8XTClc

my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 2 https://t.co/4Pwx8XTClc

@NeoYokel Low key does need a refresh 👌🏻

@NeoYokel Why change perfection 😂

@NeoYokel Why change perfection 😂

@NeoYokel Low key does need a refresh 👌🏻

@NeoYokel *name of the note, not the name of the shortcut

@NeoYokel hm the shortcut you shared didn’t work for me, output is just name of the shortcut. i found this post on reddit, and despite being 3yo, these couple of shortcuts seem to work. https://t.co/14neYETVgU

@NeoYokel *name of the note, not the name of the shortcut