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i hate you @timcook

this is still my favourite screenshot ive taken of weed shop 3 so far https://t.co/3XmLhaSPgo

To DECAPULATE something is to pour it from one container into another.

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Word of the Day: ACCOY (v.) to make calm or serene; to quieten

IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW https://t.co/9ouaUgL2vg

why did i just remember the video of lenny kravitz pants ripping open on stage and his cock and balls flying out god dammit

doing that thing again where i look thru my complete mess of files randomly and find stuff i forgot i made https://t.co/QouHx98DiG

Streaming tonight, playing the new TMNT. might see CJDaChum-I mean Champ there. https://t.co/PboADgzB1v

star wars be like Pud Gleebis is in trouble…

@NeoYokel I was sitting in a parking lot and an i3 creeped up on me, its scary how quiet they are

I swear to god I am going to drain this M2 MacBook Pro battery if it kills me

@NeoYokel Might be something like they don't hear anything so they just mash the gas idk

Eating a bat to start covid all over again

Alright I'm at the con where is everyone https://t.co/zPe1psQ6vx

one of my fav tracks https://t.co/AWJKmmuqa4

aegis reflector

i forgot im announcing the next ivy rave tomorrow oh boy oh boy

I remember when electric cars started taking off this old dude in the most expensive Tesla Model S at the time hopped a curb getting the pedals mixed up. Don't let grandpa buy that shit.

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meatwing / gouache 2018 https://t.co/pct26ZnbDW

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IF IT ISN'T OFFICIAL, IT HASN'T HAPPENED.

When someone calls you for help and you offer to help and they say "no thanks" https://t.co/nSsTFPut4L

if you get too excited about the recession it will get shy and go back in its hole

Nobody asked for Spec Pinata but God gave it to us anyway.

ME AT 14: holy shit this dude said god … ISNT real?!? ME AT 37: so yeah this is pretty much the baseline dialogue about any religion now https://t.co/wcjalYj3pT

Good morning from the Toe of the Boot. https://t.co/9pzQB2OLZy

airport bathroom fit check https://t.co/b50mOesKib