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think a formative moment of my youth was 14/15 year old me showing my bandmate midwestern emo bands i wanted to emulate, only to be hit with “ciarán, i want to be able to talk to girls”

if i was a super hero my name would be NoCaptain Planet 🤣

thanks for the keyboard @discord im gonna press the grindr button https://t.co/vpUMuayyo1

A model for the web.

JesusChrist superstar is what happens when you let theater kids read the Bible

Apple Overextended Keyboard https://t.co/YpkETNUHmx

I've literally seen a woodchuck chuck wood but ok sure go on with your fucked up little song 🙄

I regret to inform you that even in an alternate timeline, and even in deep space, there are still people who keep their macOS dock at the bottom (For All Mankind, S03E04) https://t.co/SyoaQAJAKx

curiouscat people used to send me some insane shit

i got married because i had a picture of chief keef taped to my door https://t.co/nS6fvnSbBz

Delighted to see mainstream media start to emerge.

My covid test and my bank account have something in common yet again https://t.co/YJLIJSHxpA

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“What’s New in Shortcuts” is back! Here’s a mega-issue covering the last few months of Shortcuts news: https://t.co/7Z5JPa5nne

The stars of Imola are set to shine again in Monza as @OfficialTFSport returns to the @EuropeanLMS this weekend. @Bullitt_Racing also heads out on to the ‘Temple of Speed’ in the @LeMansCup #Vantage #ELMS #LeMansCup https://t.co/MoQsyiDza8

With the rise of the spam call came the fall of the prank call. A trade we simply should not have made

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@friendshapedcar https://t.co/D4gsaY9ZDZ

@NeoYokel Having read enough subreddit posts regarding the meta revolving around Eve, I thankfully never bit the lure on that one.

having to breathe is so annoying

If you EVER see me reinstall CSGO, drag me out in the yard and spray me down with the fire hose and I mean it.

I was like welp fuck it guess I’m _____ now

There’s a huge loser energy that comes with saying “So?” that “So what?” doesn’t have. Makes you think.

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my upstairs neighbors are addicted to opening and closing their patio door

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cannot stress enough how much you need to watch this with the sound on. https://t.co/olUm8rhNgB

The amount of funny rave acts who just deadass didn't read my show introduction doc I wrote for them making me have to repeat all the info via messages over and over again kinda hurts my feels ngl https://t.co/2JpEg4NuPB

@NeoYokel @timcook straight up Pissing me@off!!!