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I got my first job interview after like 4 months of applications but it's at a fucking grocery store, it's Aldi though and the commute would be easy. Ugh

pretending to eat my cats feet making him so angry he slaps a claw into my open wet eyeball

The #iconic #SAAB 92 from 1948 Most of its designers didn't have a #driving licence & couldn't drive #1940s https://t.co/JOArfxHFOx

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📌Hey everyone📌 I'm Jab and I work on videos, films, festivals and social media for a living. Check out our music festival @funnierrave and my podcast @DualLayerPod and my YouTube channel. Feel free to DM me if you ever wanna collaborate! https://t.co/El26tkkiJ5

Insane. My Dad bought a PC in 1995 for $2,465 (give or take). Adjusting for inflation, that's almost 2x now. Adjusting for PC specs... that's uh idk but unusable today lol

Pleased to see my hometown mentioned in the pages of the New Yorker magazine this week* *in conjunction w a horrific spate of murders

Every time I refresh twitter I get put back on the Bane timeline, fuck this shitty site https://t.co/v8lKcheZ8R

sighing so loud the whole bar looks at me

just remembered john lennon is dead. so grateful

Whiteboard-chan today. https://t.co/ME9IW3NXKQ https://t.co/LSoi2pVW8b

created a bumble account; interesting to see people who told me “oh I’m not really looking for anything right now,” having recently updated profiles 🙄 how about some honesty - it’s not that hard to say “I’m not interested in you” 🪦

my brother saying he’s gonna kill himself by eating the couch

my brother saying he’s gonna kill himself by eating the couch

sighing so loud the whole bar looks at me

Pleased to see my hometown mentioned in the pages of the New Yorker magazine this week* *in conjunction w a horrific spate of murders

Whiteboard-chan today. https://t.co/ME9IW3NXKQ https://t.co/LSoi2pVW8b

created a bumble account; interesting to see people who told me “oh I’m not really looking for anything right now,” having recently updated profiles 🙄 how about some honesty - it’s not that hard to say “I’m not interested in you” 🪦

Every time I refresh twitter I get put back on the Bane timeline, fuck this shitty site https://t.co/v8lKcheZ8R

Insane. My Dad bought a PC in 1995 for $2,465 (give or take). Adjusting for inflation, that's almost 2x now. Adjusting for PC specs... that's uh idk but unusable today lol

just remembered john lennon is dead. so grateful

look whos on the front page for women on bandcamp https://t.co/UUzPwBuvgb https://t.co/mFOZy26PP9

look whos on the front page for women on bandcamp https://t.co/UUzPwBuvgb https://t.co/mFOZy26PP9

TweetDeck? Was a third-party client also, it got rewritten from scratch post-acquisition in 2011 but like, Twitter would have been NOTHING without the 3rd party devs who kickstarted so many aspects of it. No respect for what came before them, in classic Musk fashion.

Hell, the official iOS Twitter app is *still* called "Tweetie2" in the code. Tweetie was one of the best 3rd party clients and it invented pull to refresh. Twitter acquired it and for what? To treat devs like dirty laundry? So classless and cowardly.

Twitter as a site and platform literally owes *everything* to 3rd party clients. The blue bird? Twitterrific. The word "tweet"? Twitterrific. Mutes? Tweetbot/Twitterrific had them before Twitter itself. Hashtags? Community-made. Quotw tweets? Community-made. Such a dick move.

Cowards https://t.co/RHRe9jVWcM

Twitter as a site and platform literally owes *everything* to 3rd party clients. The blue bird? Twitterrific. The word "tweet"? Twitterrific. Mutes? Tweetbot/Twitterrific had them before Twitter itself. Hashtags? Community-made. Quotw tweets? Community-made. Such a dick move.

TweetDeck? Was a third-party client also, it got rewritten from scratch post-acquisition in 2011 but like, Twitter would have been NOTHING without the 3rd party devs who kickstarted so many aspects of it. No respect for what came before them, in classic Musk fashion.

Cowards https://t.co/RHRe9jVWcM