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One of these beards is getting shaved off today. https://t.co/ixTJUYGPbS https://t.co/g6ybMhflD3

One of these beards is getting shaved off today. https://t.co/ixTJUYGPbS https://t.co/g6ybMhflD3

rich people be like i have lots of money

Nice #Severance cameo in #AppleEvent https://t.co/EtAjTzHqZQ

Just to explain, this is every AOL CD ever created https://t.co/mHCEWmelh9

So who's doing a full video review of the Apple Watch Ultra underwater? https://t.co/HE0ID9USEo

Bigger, 1 more button https://t.co/atKzvgu2D3 https://t.co/8iUSDjVnZp

should I buy an Apple Watch Ultra for when I walk the dogs #AppleEvent

Told ya 😏 https://t.co/qKjqyqbr7g

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One of our favourite prototype #cars; the #Polish 🇵🇱 #Smyk single cylinder #Microcar from the #1950s https://t.co/7jQT1juKiu

Told ya 😏 https://t.co/qKjqyqbr7g

should I buy an Apple Watch Ultra for when I walk the dogs #AppleEvent

Bigger, 1 more button https://t.co/atKzvgu2D3 https://t.co/8iUSDjVnZp

So who's doing a full video review of the Apple Watch Ultra underwater? https://t.co/HE0ID9USEo

The new temperature sensor will be able to help track ovulation by checking your temperature every 5 seconds. https://t.co/eN9f4Fj5e3

(bashes arm on piano) - C-G-C-E

for every good deed, you will receive a good coin. for each bad deed, you will receive a bad coin. good coins are for things like houses , medical ointments, knowledge. bad coins are for mind altering tinctures, sexual favors, and weapons.

It's also getting Car Crash Detection that will automatically contact emergency services. Series 8 has a new accelerometer that is more accurate and analyzes faster. https://t.co/5rymaULSsr

Galaxy Brain Theory: Apple wasn't working on an Apple Car; they were building cars and crashing them to test Crash Detection. #AppleEvent

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Galaxy Brain Theory: Apple wasn't working on an Apple Car; they were building cars and crashing them to test Crash Detection. #AppleEvent

It's also getting Car Crash Detection that will automatically contact emergency services. Series 8 has a new accelerometer that is more accurate and analyzes faster. https://t.co/5rymaULSsr

(bashes arm on piano) -> C-G-C-E

@NeoYokel it didn’t work. i wanna know how many i have open right now. i may just never know. https://t.co/JQnPu7wmi7

@NeoYokel how to i find the number again ???

@NeoYokel how to i find the number again ???

@NeoYokel it didn’t work. i wanna know how many i have open right now. i may just never know. https://t.co/JQnPu7wmi7

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