Twitter

@NeoYokel Not that friendly user for me so far. I assume it is about getting started

Honestly mad respect to @elonmusk for making the new Twitter TOS so much more transparent, clearly readable, and easy to understand https://t.co/SvYbh2wVvm

Update to Twitter TOS Free speech: a 500% increase in use of the n-word Not free speech: taking the piss out of a billionaire toddler-man with skin thinner than fucking graphene

Honestly mad respect to @elonmusk for making the new Twitter TOS so much more transparent, clearly readable, and easy to understand https://t.co/SvYbh2wVvm

Update to Twitter TOS Free speech: a 500% increase in use of the n-word Not free speech: taking the piss out of a billionaire toddler-man with skin thinner than fucking graphene

Mastodon should have named itself Deinotherium instead. https://t.co/O5cvwkDrub

officer that’s not an open container it’s an ashtray

officer that’s not an open container it’s an ashtray

Mastodon should have named itself Deinotherium instead. https://t.co/O5cvwkDrub

@NeoYokel (spoken word techno voice) I KNOW A PLACE …. where you can wait in line … for an hour ….. and be judged my the doorman for being ugly

@NeoYokel Nailed it on the head there, too.

Can we talk about how google stopped working though. What's up with that?

MEN WANT ME WOMEN TOLERATE ME I REALLY DOUBT FISH THINK OF ME AT ALL

people with food blogs will look you in the eye and say some shit like "i love sauce, i'm just a saucy gal"

Sure, a lot of people are mad at Elno for a lot of reasons and everything within the company he was forced to buy is going to hell. But on the other hand, look at all the attention he's getting. What do you think matters to him the most?

i like how changing the gun emoji to a water gun has had 0 effect on its usage

going to berghain just sounds like a setup for failure and embarrassment lol

they brought out the three tone logo again and sealed their fucking fates lmao

Zucky will go on and blame the economy and everything as if he didn't willingly pour 10s of billions into his metaverse bullshit

going to berghain just sounds like a setup for failure and embarrassment lol

i like how changing the gun emoji to a water gun has had 0 effect on its usage

Sure, a lot of people are mad at Elno for a lot of reasons and everything within the company he was forced to buy is going to hell. But on the other hand, look at all the attention he's getting. What do you think matters to him the most?

@NeoYokel Let it be known that you were the one ringing the bell and telling people to go to Mastodon well before everyone else.

Zucky will go on and blame the economy and everything as if he didn't willingly pour 10s of billions into his metaverse bullshit

they brought out the three tone logo again and sealed their fucking fates lmao

@NeoYokel Let it be known that you were the one ringing the bell and telling people to go to Mastodon well before everyone else.

I wish everyone discarding Mastodon as weird and bad and "not a replacement" a very change your mind and do it anyway. Twitter is not territory that's yours to fight for. You never owned it in the first place. I'm sad too, but rebuilding your audience takes a while — don't wait.

The Force Awakens panel plus Dan is live momentarily to talk Incredibles with.

https://t.co/w1pqVgT4SD

thinking about the time i was on a couple tabs of acid and didn't realize daylight saving time was happening and i was like How is it 1am... Again.... whats going on here............ Whats up with that....