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publicists be like I have a google alert due at 11

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I forgot TSA lines being absurdly long to the point where it's dangerous to keep so many of us in one place means the TSA no longer cares if you're a terrorist and they just let you right through dude this rules

good morning gamers, despite my best efforts i have to work today https://t.co/eWcJ5LcgPt

good morning gamers, despite my best efforts i have to work today https://t.co/eWcJ5LcgPt

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I forgot TSA lines being absurdly long to the point where it's dangerous to keep so many of us in one place means the TSA no longer cares if you're a terrorist and they just let you right through dude this rules

publicists be like I have a google alert due at 11

beep https://t.co/Okb55qrTZ0

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First date idea: We both take 23 Benadryl and try to fight the hat man

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First date idea: We both take 23 Benadryl and try to fight the hat man

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the most christian theme in a videogame was in dragon quest rocket slime where YOUR MOM and YOUR DAD and YOUR SISTER can become tank battle crewmates and they are like 3x stronger than every other team mate and they make the end game boss content into sandbox mode easy difficulty

We're not _quite_ ready to GO.

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Using a list of components or aspects of something to represent the whole—like ‘flesh and bone’ to refer to the human body, or ‘sun, sea, and sand’ to refer to a holiday—is a figure of speech known as a MERISM.

Microsoft rolls worst product branding ever Asked to stay in business for eternity

The Ukrainian President is so chill man. He wears an average shirt and looks like your average dude. And that makes him awesome

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The Ukrainian President is so chill man. He wears an average shirt and looks like your average dude. And that makes him awesome

Microsoft rolls worst product branding ever Asked to stay in business for eternity

Using a list of components or aspects of something to represent the whole—like ‘flesh and bone’ to refer to the human body, or ‘sun, sea, and sand’ to refer to a holiday—is a figure of speech known as a MERISM.

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We're not _quite_ ready to GO.

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