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Coins taste weird… taste like wealth, I guess. Or blood.

The mythos is completely fucking destroyed, dude. These guys are compelled to beam their thoughts, their processes out into the world, and without the manicuring that traditional media was able to give them, we realize how vapid and pointless them and their money-changing act are

I come on here and see pizza delivery drivers and grocery store cashiers say the most profound shit, about political theory and art and sociology and all sorts of shit, and right next to it I see the richest men in the world publicly struggle with basic reading comprehension

The most amazing effect of social media is how it completely destroyed the illusion of wealth and success being a meritocracy to everyone except the most charitable. Like if you genuinely still think elon musk is smart after seeing him post, you are too generous for your own good

I hit 15,000 scrobbles

@Coelasquid @NeoYokel yeah this is both the best and worst thing about mastodon (and I say that as someone who's been there since 2017)

@NeoYokel @Coelasquid @Eramdam every regular twitter user has already heard about mastodon and either chosen to be on it or not by this point

@NeoYokel @Eramdam I got very confused and frustrated by the cross-server aspect of Mastodon and ended up drifting away from it

@friendshapedcar the tiniest :) of trucks :) https://t.co/NSz1eyTOIu

Whoever called me twice from a 469 number without leaving a message, you're going to die. You're going to die and then go to hell

personally i think it is really funny that a leveraged buyout is going to doom this site to oblivion instead of like anti-sex work legislation. will be interesting to see where and how writers can hawk their personas in an attempt to get ppl to read their work now https://t.co/2RZ4BVDodx

Wrote up a short time.

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@NeoYokel EXACTLY ! move out the way when i’m walking fucking tree branches 😤

just took my kids to get some of the highest grade fentanyl america can offer god bless the usa

me running into everything: jesus why did i buy the extra big ears ? everyone: cuz you’re extra !

Get a preview of this week's episode! @marcaflalo @BlindGuyTech https://t.co/bsGlTuj5pb

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msdos_Blur_Way_1995 https://t.co/gix9wguyAb

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Spooky weather oooo halloweeenny https://t.co/Kj39lH3hdj

(This is a transcription from a homemade backyard wrestling video.)

In the aggregate, I'm glad a machine is doing this transcribing. https://t.co/Cq7YcOAr9C

Whisper just transcribed the output of a digitized VHS cleaning tape. Many people, seen and unseen, contributed to bring humanity to this level of accomplishment. A toast to you all https://t.co/8fUptN77Iv

kc is so fucking weird https://t.co/vmTFslM3XI

Paying for tick removal? What is this, the vet?

can i get a picture of it from the back, your honor?

this thumbnail is killing me https://t.co/bjpZR0tuPm

@NeoYokel Unsure. I got this one with my V-Synth XT (really cool synth). Got another CF card with my Fantom XR - using that one because it still works