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No nut november a little sus 🤔 why are you as a men worried about what other men are doing with their penises 🧐

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@NeoYokel he did it!!!

@NeoYokel I had no idea until I looked more into it and it's really upsetting it makes me want to take classes so I can start teaching people how to read

Did anyone do this yet https://t.co/yYdFO3Hx9m

“Wait, there’s a computer in here. Wait, there are two computers in here. Wait, there are three computers in here.” - the poor security staffer who has to search my bag every time I go to a concert after work

Scratch the bourbon and just pour some Everclear. You're going to need it. We're playing New Jazz Conceptions, Portrait In Jazz, Moon Beams, and the absolutely devastating Undercurrent starting in 30 minutes on @datafruits. Come get miserable with us: https://t.co/8qk0q1ANE5 https://t.co/AMGAIV4GsB https://t.co/5T0c3HLVwp

I always LOL at the idea that economists have "physics envy". Economists consider themselves the absolute pinnacle of academia, grudgingly admitting equality only with mathematicians, and only if the mathematicians do a bit of game theory.

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Took all of the rotting drinks out of my car if you guys care at all :/

only thing that could make me happy today https://t.co/9KjyjXZcv4

Remember when Biden replied to an Instagram live with "👍"

@NeoYokel Thank you for the sharing!

I have no memory I just seemed to be able to I remember second grad and thinking something was wrong with the kids around me for their reading level being so low ....WE WERE SIX

do u remember learning how to read

I dreamt my widow's peak was receding at an alarming rate what a nightmare

some guy made a yelp review for our store saying he “doesnt normally like ultra left hipster coffee shops but his hot chocolate was really good” and my coworkers cant stop quoting it

BIRTHDAY STREAM! Come hang out WE LIVE!

this is like the exact feeling of being stuck in a stupid part of a videogame

Get yourself some cigarettes and a glass of bourbon. It's Artist Spotlight on The Jazz Program tonight, and we're continuing our seasonal sads with the master of melancholy himself, Bill Evans. Two hours of masterful piano misery starts at 9 MST/11 EST/8 PST. Only on @datafruits. https://t.co/gq2UOkBJkP

there is a bit in alice in wonderland where she needs a really tiny key to get though a really tiny door but she keeps doing stuff to go tiny but she leaves the key on the table so she has to go big again get the key go small again but she left the key on the table again so she

i am reading ALICE IN WONDERLAND and nobody will tell you how funny this book is https://t.co/l7maVc85zf

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@soaroz The extra small shopping carts when you were a kid were crazy

I won't pay for a blue check myself, but I absolutely support making people pay for them, on the grounds that that would be funny

this starts in one minute and I still have no idea whether it’s gonna be in English or Korean https://t.co/gumXJfUKbh

some of you have never been to a piggly wiggly and i think that shows https://t.co/u5tripPuSd

Tumblr coming in for the deathblow by letting you post naked pics again https://t.co/XRQV7E5h9t

The Steam Deck is the best ecosystem play I've experienced in tech since the iPhone. Love this thing.