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Got my glasses everything is so clear now. I like how they look too pic.twitter.com/HKVKX3Bkuo— Virgy Virgil (@virgyvirgil) April 21, 2017

Got my glasses everything is so clear now. I like how they look too pic.twitter.com/HKVKX3Bkuo— Virgy Virgil (@virgyvirgil) April 21, 2017

Awww I'm sorry there's stuff in your chair 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/sKqj7JEuwT— アキバ (@AKBDQN) April 21, 2017

"They're aliens, and they talk in coffee stains" --marketing exec pitching the movie Arrival— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) April 21, 2017

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Every time I get a haircut I feel like a new man.... it's so weird 😂— Jacob Sartorius (@jacobsartorius) April 19, 2017

If there was ever a night for some DAMN good Jamz... it's tonight. ✨— DamnGoodJamz (@DGJ_Reloaded) April 21, 2017

Damn this tweet did better than my meme tweets 😐— Tevin (@YourBudTevin) April 21, 2017

i want to do this too! pic.twitter.com/eCNiEhv3E8— bitch pileggi (@microwavetofu) April 21, 2017

OK …….JUST LEFT FACEBOOK🙌🏻— Cher (@cher) April 21, 2017

And Yes I Will Be Dropping A K Pop Single In The Next 4 Months.— Jaden (@jaden) April 20, 2017

i'm watching esports on tv this is really vcool— 💜SCJ 1312💜 (@SCJREAL) April 21, 2017

The ONLY way my nephew likes going to school is if I GAS HIM UP ⛽️😂😂 pic.twitter.com/butaDTNYlC— 🧠♟ (@DonteMacc) April 19, 2017