Twitter

Just put a whoopee cushion on Musk’s chair at twitter hq and he sat on it and everyone around him went “ewwww what smells like shit” “sooo gross lol” “Stink boy stink boy” and he ran out of the room crying

follow me on IG but fair warning it's a stan account for my kids

looking for a violinist in chicago 🎻💖 want to start building my band!! i do ethereal glitchpop/drum n bass/breakcore combined w classical elements!! if ur interested or know anyone pls lmk! https://t.co/alL9tYwtxC

she let me hit because she has poor reaction times and her parrying abilities could use some work

I wonder if in 2022 Hans Christian Andersen would have titled it “The Emperor's Whole Ass.”

Also worth noting: the email that just went out to every Twitter employee is unsigned. Whatever is about to happen, Elon is not putting his name on it.

I can't think of a twitter account?

Word of the Day: CLIMACTER (n.) a crucial, critically important period of time, especially a year, that has potentially far-reaching future implications

youtube has so many ads it’s actually unwatchable ; the only thing i can watch is gambling youtubers i enjoy that don’t have ads on their videos. So basically when i’m not on my pc i only watch gambling. good message that google is sending

Hard work does matter. https://t.co/fVDHN4kHsq

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love how in Ikea, people tend to stand at the same spot thinking for a long period of time

Old people are so theoretically cute it's a shame the world made the current batch so evil and vice versa

Doing an IRL DJ set in a couple months with more guidelines than usual so I gotta spend a while coming up with more serious/club mashup ideas lol

@computerchroni1 i recommend watching the Figure It Out episodes he's on. dude is hilarious unscripted.

i can’t stop laughing about the stand up where kyle kinane is like “my assistant manager is here and you’re looking REAL overserved right now get it together”

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The pringussy is so tight (I cannot fit my hand inside the Pringle can)

If youre feeling lonely or unloved right now please remember we're just internet friends. Idek you. I couldnt possibly love you

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what if you could peek at what you had copied https://t.co/kNSATP7s1r

Going from Dick Petty racing to Petty Johnson racing. It's like nothing changed!

Girlfriend just walked up to me and told me I should not pay to keep my verification badge, unprompted. The culture war has come to my home.

There's virtually nothing to dislike about the new Apple TV 4K (2022) ✅USB-C on Siri Remote ✅Faster A15 Bionic chip ✅Doubled storage ✅HDR10+ support ✅Cheaper than previous models The cons are really just nitpicks My review on @inversedotcom: https://t.co/2cOYqSgWyz

*so horny i should be subjected to 6 belts of 7.62x54r out of a 23.8 inch barrel* "haha.... no... let's be honest, you're so much more conventionally attractive than me..."

preparing for the end of twitter by speaking my little jokes aloud & getting nothing back

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Also they interview the maker of @Carrot in this episode 😊

This is actually a great explanation of what software SDKs are and why developers use them. https://t.co/rC6IyygNDj https://t.co/9vpBwg4lAV

The MIDI Association - MIDI 2.0 https://t.co/7QVrisk618