"Excuse me, where's the lobby?""I don't know but here is some classified information on ISIS" pic.twitter.com/CzLOqtVil9β Washington Post TikTok Guy π (@davejorgenson) May 15, 2017
*At the shops*Idiot millenial: "duhhh can I have a million dollars of avocado"Me (smiling wisely): "One house please".β bla bla bla I crazy now !! (@rasta_dad) May 15, 2017