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we can't date unless you can solve my seven riddles— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) May 20, 2017

fidget sinner— milkshops (@milkshapes) May 20, 2017

Cis and broke as shit— Tony نعیم (@StrengthBuild) May 20, 2017

don't mind me im just drunk as hell on the top floor of a swanky hotel pic.twitter.com/nAl6Gpq43u— Ammnontet! (@ammnontet) May 20, 2017

me holding back tears : let’s get this money— ً (@cremijeur) May 19, 2017

The news is so baseline apocalyptic that it took me a year to realize those personal essays you hated are dead! https://t.co/mAMlY27Bpj— Jia Tolentino (@jiatolentino) May 18, 2017

Daily reminder to respect women— Tevin (@YourBudTevin) May 19, 2017

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Stop Asking Me For A Senior Quote Ur Ugly And Going To Die Alone How's That For. A Senior Quote— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) May 19, 2017

Okay, so here I am everyone!! =Phttps://t.co/NuyZlcWfd9#HelloWorld pic.twitter.com/gKsMFTYukO— Chelsea E. Manning (@xychelsea) May 18, 2017

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Okay, so here I am everyone!! =Phttps://t.co/NuyZlcWfd9#HelloWorld pic.twitter.com/gKsMFTYukO— Chelsea E. Manning (@xychelsea) May 18, 2017

may have an opportunity to work for a forest preserve soon which would make me really happy— Mint S. Decot (@mintdecot) May 19, 2017

my phone autocorrects smells to smelku— emma🍥 (@cosmepl) May 18, 2017

How To Journal For You But Also So You Leave Behind An Enduring Literary Masterpiece: https://t.co/donxDmE98j pic.twitter.com/6MBNWkvKkr— Reductress (@Reductress) May 18, 2017