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pic.twitter.com/5z4zm2zvcj— 𓆏 (@LlTTERBOX) June 8, 2017

pic.twitter.com/5z4zm2zvcj— 𓆏 (@LlTTERBOX) June 8, 2017

imagine spending 5 years translating ancient hieroglyphs just to find out they say "if u read this ur gay"— one of ur hoes (@miliondollameat) June 7, 2017

The Sun is printing lies on election day, what else is new?— Anonymous (@YourAnonNews) June 8, 2017

this is usually the string of words you say before you have a massive stroke and die pic.twitter.com/a0ZBplgQCB— 💜SCJ 1312💜 (@SCJREAL) June 8, 2017

this is usually the string of words you say before you have a massive stroke and die pic.twitter.com/a0ZBplgQCB— 💜SCJ 1312💜 (@SCJREAL) June 8, 2017

this isn't a metaphor at all. I'm being literal— Tony نعیم (@StrengthBuild) June 8, 2017

I just want my flowers to grow already.— Tony نعیم (@StrengthBuild) June 8, 2017

*wakes up from 1 year coma*dad: i bet ur just as funny as beforeme: harambedad: pull the plug— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) June 8, 2017

Comey: He's guiltyDemocrats: He's guiltyTrump: I'm guiltyRepublicans: We may never get to the bottom of this— Jason (@longwall26) June 7, 2017

everytime a soundcloud rapper tries bein a real life rapper they get slept thats why ill never try to be anything other than a twitter nigga— guelph (@guwop) June 8, 2017

we named him "our son, our beautiful boy" and i taught him how to Kill.— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) June 8, 2017

me @imjayhay and @mintchipleaf played a round of PUBG with a rando who communicated with us only in squeaks and clicks— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) June 8, 2017

Yes: recent evidence suggests that democracy can have its weak spots too— Jon Male (@mrjaydeeem) June 7, 2017

It's just one transaction among many remember. But if they're consistently crap, wouldn't you want to know?— Jon Male (@mrjaydeeem) June 7, 2017

You'll find yourself quite able to do so when the moment arises!— Jon Male (@mrjaydeeem) June 7, 2017

congrats! ❤️ i graduated last saturday too— K (@rakimholic) June 7, 2017