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Accurate depiction of the new Ford-class carrier's ability to transform into a mecha demon https://t.co/XIur7zjKnd

damn i love QQL lol @smithereen17 @billcrypto1111 @chad_degen @ALegione @loveyourscotch @Quadraceptor @mmelga99 @MediaObelia @0xAfter @teaston @MarinBolana @Cocochloeart @turinglabsorg https://t.co/xOA9jGTW1l

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Not ideal https://t.co/lgMeXvAQiE

I’ll bet you couldn’t do this antique dexterity game in a car like that! https://t.co/pMtTGdZCzE

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Morning folks. Hands up if you’ve left Twitter.

Word of the Day: PRESTOLATE (v.) to wait for

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Having sex in this during The Fablemans https://t.co/d7G5E2jhnE

these are largely posts of people saying they want a phone with starlink connectivity... I... there are SO Many reasons that couldn't work... thread time? https://t.co/VD2A0db0Mx

This looks rad and is one of these shirts 🔥🔥🔥.

0705 : infancy - Shiocop https://t.co/jKLOQXlpyx

Getting spam mails that literally read like Spamton dialogue I want to blow e-mail up I want all e-mail to freaking explode.

i can't get over how funny this is https://t.co/tjEwcWzUdn

Kids are hard to understand Our 8 year old: - made a fake German passport - made herself unemployed - made the city of issue Bielefeld We have no idea why https://t.co/GieE8Qjs9L

Part 2 of 2 of Fedexing out digitized tapes before travel https://t.co/4wDyQCciIB

bonus pic where my face is 🤓 https://t.co/6VUvyFvPPp

happy (late) turkey day from your fav ytpmv power couple https://t.co/7YZXzGlEFo

In 1995, my group of friends sent in our animated schoolhouse rock parody CONSPIRACY ROCK to SNL as part of a sizzle reel to apply as writers. The story is Al Franken himself kiboshed it as crap. 3 years later https://t.co/hwGXFgSriG

Lately I really wish I could drink reasonable amounts of alcohol on special occasions or just a bit to relax every week or two instead of my brain instinctively throwing me like a javelin directly into Hell as soon as any form of liquor is within my physical grasp

Yes, I think one of the big lessons of the tech boom of the 2010s is that winner-take-all effects are a lot rarer and more ephemeral than people thought. Not just gig companies either -- Facebook, Netflix, and many others didn't have invincible network effects. https://t.co/EZc2RPj0G3

Fanboost and awful feature ideas for premium vehicles https://t.co/Ko3NnVYgTo

I recall a Vimeo video from about why SEO is becoming increasingly commoditized.

I like present tense more because it feels more vivid to me, I feel like it kind of makes me imagine what I'm reading as sort of a movie in my head. But I can appreciate past tense too because it can make it feel like that shit really happened and someone had to write it down

@NeoYokel shared helmets at this event, gotta do the balaclava.

Do you prefer reading fiction in the past tense or the present tense

I just made an update for my Contact Anniversaries shortcut! Using @scriptableapp to scan the contacts proved to be much faster than the previous method. Thanks to this, adding anniversaries from your contacts, to your calendar is now faster than ever. https://t.co/d0jotEcpRd