Reductress on Twitter
Rich Man Will Fly Woman Places If She’s Willing to Act Pleasantly Surprised Every Time She Sees His Penis: https://t.co/R7dmaJTEPW pic.twitter.com/Guyhdz7dSf— Reductress (@Reductress) October 6, 2017
Rich Man Will Fly Woman Places If She's Willing to Act Pleasantly Surprised Every Time She Sees His Penis
Earlier this week, 50-year-old Edgar Posker flew 27-year-old girlfriend Edwina Sherlot to Prague under the condition that every time she saw his penis she’d act surprised, then happy. “I prefer to spend my money on experiences, not items. I care about people and Edwina is fantastic,” says Po
Reductress on Twitter
“Rich Man Will Fly Woman Places If She’s Willing to Act Pleasantly Surprised Every Time She Sees His Penis: https://t.co/R7dmaJTEPW”
Everton Bailey Jr. on Twitter
Portland’s new police chief was on ‘Wheel of Fortune' in 1996. The entire episode is online. https://t.co/hNhmRC1u5D (by @edercampuzano)— Everton Bailey Jr. (@EvertonBailey) October 5, 2017
Señor Eder Campuzano 🇲🇽🇺🇸 ❄️🎄☃️🎒 ✏️ (@edercampuzano)
The latest Tweets from Señor Eder Campuzano 🇲🇽🇺🇸 ❄️🎄☃️🎒 ✏️ (@edercampuzano). Friendly neighborhood education reporter @Oregonian. Views expressed here are my own. He/Him. 503.221.4344. 📧: [email protected]. Portland, OR
Portland police chief was on 'Wheel of Fortune' in 1996
Danielle Outlaw went home with $40,000.
Molly Lambert 🦔 on Twitter
every single day is the longest weirdest day— Molly Lambert 🦔 (@mollylambert) October 6, 2017
adhd excuse 101 on Twitter
I'm gonna have to buy two bottles of rose and get SLOSSSSHDD4DAYS w nana instead :/— adhd excuse 101 (@abbylovescoffee) October 6, 2017
adhd excuse 101 on Twitter
I miss being SLOSHED https://t.co/jQ8dxUGfAz— adhd excuse 101 (@abbylovescoffee) October 6, 2017
David Blue ※ (𝙶 𝚄 𝚁 𝚄 𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙴) on Twitter
SLOSHED.— David Blue ※ (𝙶 𝚄 𝚁 𝚄 𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙴) (@NeoYokel) October 6, 2017
Ashley B Williams on Twitter
pic.twitter.com/5jQCIymj7S— Ashley B Williams (@Grumpyfck) October 5, 2017
Ashley B Williams on Twitter
pic.twitter.com/5jQCIymj7S— Ashley B Williams (@Grumpyfck) October 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/hawthorn_jr/status/915809343257305089?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
samantha 🦷 on Twitter
i see an astolfo pic on the TL and start vibrating so rapidly i produce a high pitched ringing— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) October 6, 2017
https://twitter.com/hawthorn_jr/status/916178693344477184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://t.co/m6dg4Xmqyi
Ammnontet! on Twitter
actually what's worse is i have a skeleton of a plot and no idea how i'm gonna fill it up— Ammnontet! (@ammnontet) October 6, 2017
Ammnontet! on Twitter
the worst part about writing a book is i feel like i'm spoiling it for myself as i plan the plot out— Ammnontet! (@ammnontet) October 6, 2017
Haggard Hawks 🦅 on Twitter
To declare something ORE ROTUNDO—literally, ‘with a round mouth’—is to speak in a full voice.— Haggard Hawks 🦅 (@HaggardHawks) October 6, 2017
https://twitter.com/theindiegh0ul/status/916128139461328896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://t.co/GUCEqaO8mB
https://twitter.com/whitn_ebooks/status/916147631344312320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/whitn_ebooks/status/916147533319229440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/whitn_ebooks/status/916147382223556609?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/halfthaithicky/status/916145569709641728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/christinelove/status/916127313967824896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/isyallonline/status/916138103764643840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/polistae/status/916140925952212995?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
festive mandy on Twitter
2 bros chillin on the toilet 5 ft apart cause they’re not gay https://t.co/Q4f4QRAYJc— festive mandy (@hotchilitofu) October 4, 2017
https://t.co/Q4f4QRAYJc