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I am being informed I should take down this thread LOL

jk you rubes im offended you think i would stay untoned blonde https://t.co/QkJ1pyymO5 https://t.co/tkbAWjPWvF

yeah, i’m the shit. 🤙🏾🤪 https://t.co/D85m61tn8v

yes lord . https://t.co/9agrYlFQTk

help! Help! Help me. Help me https://t.co/itnIwvfOjC

Dream whip spotting https://t.co/s9duZAvjir

Hitler could you please pass the mashed potatoes https://t.co/f4ZAa8kAed

Someone Crammed A 303 HP LS4 V8 Into The Back Of A Geo Metro https://t.co/r0rX3DmlL0 https://t.co/VZgzy4s0UI

The ONLY reason the dude made the save is because the software is so bad the driver knows it needs to be babysat at all times. Once it gets *a little bit* better, the complacency will take over, and we will see pedestrian injuries, crashes and stuff. https://t.co/NRWZIPoP3i

Pull to refresh in Safari is one of those ideas that doesn’t work well in practice. I’m often losing entered data because I accidentally scroll or zoom out too far. (FB9687325)

Pull to refresh is OK there’s a timeline with new posts on the top (as it was designed in Tweetie) and it 100% doesn‘t disrupt any state, but reloading a webpage is highly disruptive and there often nothing special about the top.

@BozoMode Let’s get [ REDACTED ]

@NeoYokel Yeah, in the most passive-aggressive Apple tone possible

"yeah, i'm an adult" buys two domain names and filed to start a company at 5am

@NeoYokel don’t steal my thing ! that’s my thing !

mainly for code signing bullshit because getting a DUNS number seems to really want a company to exist and for some software i'm distributing, it's nice to have something semi-professional to point at

@NeoYokel i don’t negotiate with terrorists.

straight up this serious shits got to go, we goofy 24/7 from now on, only funny business

@NeoYokel That’s awesome, I’m glad you like it!

Lol https://t.co/HeyYchimgW Maybe work on making content blockers that don't suck and don't require a $99/year payment to distribute?

@NeoYokel Hi, we don't currently have a BAA for HIPAA compliance, but this is something we are looking into for future. Thank you!

Congrats to team @flexibits on the Fantastical 3.6 release. It’s a doozy. https://t.co/v6Ca5URuUX

Fantastical’s new update focuses on making scheduling easier https://t.co/NMjv8UN3FM https://t.co/Jvn8xo8AdV

we matching (ft my original @79hfg3n3948rhf0 shirt) https://t.co/I9KuVO0uW6

Great to see the Facebook oversight board using @TwitterSpaces for their first policy advisory opinion https://t.co/tAWLn2arco

A mood https://t.co/NtOy1Lc4Ch

moving at the end of the month and bc i have no credit, they’re requiring two months rent as a security deposit. everything that i have to pay is more than two paychecks at my job. if y’all could send anything, it would help so much https://t.co/zIZcgJwsje

In the 1500s and 1600s, many English writers were so keen to show the influence of Latin on English they began deliberately using the Æ– spelling of many words’ Latin roots in their writing. Among the words affected were ÆTERNITY, ÆQUAL, ÆQUITY, ÆQUINOX, ÆNIGMA, ÆSTEEM and ÆDIFY.

I'LL KILL YOU https://t.co/42gKii7Vb3

Ok so I cropped out the last line. What I want you to do is reply with your guess, and then go find it. https://t.co/WIzVHZXA0a