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hanging around conspiracy theorists is fun bc you can make a tweet like "started taking a multivitamin tryin to take better care of myself" and get a 15 tweet long reply from a guy who thinks tap water makes you gay

i like getting so close to the deep end that the only thing above surface is my nose and any sudden movement could fill my lungs with water

Environmental allergy season is coming...

a few thoughts https://t.co/YkHHIerxSN

Nvm its hittin

You're supposed to replace violin strings every six months, I think. I wonder if that counts if you only used them for like, two weeks and let them gather dust for a year...

I love these really helpful and not misleading google results https://t.co/F59Scq5zh1

shoutouts to Cardiacs for making the platonic ideal of "music i would've gotten bullied for listening to in 1989"

I WILL beat Sifu Deathless today https://t.co/IP2Qmi5h76

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@NeoYokel I'd kill for the original image set of tropical locales as I remember them on the white plastic MacBooks in middle school.

my toxic trait is i very much enjoy the red hot chili peppers

@NeoYokel This is good enough... This is really beautiful actually!!

iPad Air It's got M1 and Center Stage, or put another way, it is the perfect (if obvious) update to this product and the prices stayed the same, which is great. That blue is hot…so is the purple… https://t.co/tZ4XcD42uX

iPhone SE Shame they couldn't keep the $399 price point, but the A15 will last buyers for years, and 5G ensures they'll have good connectivity as well. For a product specifically aimed at people who don't upgrade that often (see Apple's slides), these are essential features. https://t.co/zZ9kpF8KjD

the unimportant adventure https://t.co/ke5kDQ0goE

unregisterd user is for. uh. its for. uhm. uh. please listen to it i put the fantasy bullshit here. thank you kisses https://t.co/9tGne0HO0d https://t.co/jfTDUjl9cu

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music intended to invoke worn discarded plastic. swordfights with sticks. pasture walls. oak forests. new england pastoral.

I have decided to continue respecting women

Yo...have you seen this little egg fella? Shit is crazy honestly @ColdOnes https://t.co/sTAgY6MW5h

Fuck Mozilla and fuck you Firefox

Forza & GT wish they could make vehicles as realistic as they look in Pixars Cars

yewtube pewp

lol https://t.co/thWKw8iGvZ

I really just need to go completely insane

Since handing @Postlight to new management, @richziade + I + team have been turning what we learned from our employees + clients into @Aboard: Conversation-first team-driven web-based workflow software. And we need a Product+Project Manager…YOU!?!? https://t.co/eEswpi7E0E

We’re also eagerly looking for Product Designer #2 and Engineers #4 and #5. Job descriptions for those will follow. DM with questions—but mostly I'll tell you to APPLY, we like résumés. And check out our new landing page: Just getting started. https://t.co/tLmfs3wRuc

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I kept it short and simple: Apple gets it again #AppleEvent https://t.co/eBKVnfUfKT