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@NeoYokel What a loser.

sometimes when you're eating food and realized its been poisoned it tastes sooo good that you just keep eating it anyways!

@gwc415 @NeoYokel

@hereliesthighs Don Dripper 💧

Everybody else's vape juice is sus. Lucky Strikes' … is bussin. https://t.co/aGDlkixzxK

Bring back the hovercraft pace car https://t.co/GDjaYWgQvu

alfalfa field and bluegrass plain catgut string and sorghum cane carving knife and turnip root nettle slipper on each foot

msdos_PowerChess_1989 https://t.co/nLRyPLiRGg

@NeoYokel #twitter2 #ios2 #opera #opera_gx #browser

I'm trying out Opera GX as my "Twitter browser."

@NeoYokel We are not bringing back montage parodies

i was so skinny How and why https://t.co/PsXrwdBxeG

To FORTOGGLE someone is to distract them.

Human history is a long and hilarious graph of how we poisoned ourselves at varying levels of intensity and with varying levels of awareness that we were doing it. For fuck's sake people used to get away with selling radium toothpaste

agi_disco-nights-demo https://t.co/qNCOK5oyMt

Leaded gasoline was around in force until fucking 1996. If you sat in traffic at any point before then you were huffing some lead straight to the dome. Didn't you ever wonder why so many boomers and gen-X'ers are like that?

Still waiting for annotations for the rapid streams of discord.

good night https://t.co/fX04Ta9xzM

i made a cringe rym if u want to look i might write some reviews when i am unwell https://t.co/rlqRqTroF0

@NeoYokel Is it weird if you scroll for half an hour on someone's timeline and like some of their older posts? I can't tell.

@aleksmlynne @NeoYokel My favorite toy car, when I was a kid, was an old Volkswagen Beetle. It's a great looking car.

@NeoYokel By the way, what keeps you on Twitter instead of just using Mastodon (and other fediverse platforms?)

@NeoYokel @aliciakeys Hi, Alicia Keys (@aliciakeys)!

@NeoYokel It's funny because, up until that point, you're lead to believe that this was a really high class restaurant that's being reviewed, when in reality it's more like a McDonald's.

@NeoYokel There's one that ends with something like "I won't be dining at THIS particular P.F. Changs ever again."

@NeoYokel Yeah, I feel the same way. There's this video series on YouTube where real actors "perform" Yelp reviews, and I think it's really smart 'cause it puts a humorous twist on what would otherwise be an overly negative review.

@NeoYokel I've felt absolutely dreadful 'cause someone left me a downvote on Reddit...

Much love to pick your brain with a lot of it.

@NeoYokel Though #I #really #dont #want #all #of #my #posts #to #look #like #this #which #makes #my #posts #easier #to #find #but #looks #bad. #I #wonder #if #theres #a #hashtag #limit.

in a year everyone will do gnomecore and then ill switch to brownies and convince people the trendy new key to an authentic life is to do your chores when your friends are asleep