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remember that time i accidentally googled “how to buy an ied” instead of “how to buy an aed”

Captain Nemo - Thomas Lee https://t.co/sorBwV1zs4

Fucking jumped out of bed because something sounded exactly like mouse clicking and i thought someone was in my house. and going through my computer instead of idk looking for valuables for some reason. The 'Noia Dies Hard

was rewatching episodes of room raiders last night and a dude had a confederate flag with a native american on it in his room. he said “it’s my heritage. i’m indian and southern.”

My twitter timeline on desktop just literally exploded like baking soda and vinegar in a baby food jar this fine morning, as it began shoving all sorts of crapstick tweets into my timeline because a random person I'm following "liked" or "follows" the tweet account. https://t.co/kOdRG85wy4

My twitter timeline on desktop just literally exploded like baking soda and vinegar in a baby food jar this fine morning, as it began shoving all sorts of crapstick tweets into my timeline because a random person I'm following "liked" or "follows" the tweet account. https://t.co/kOdRG85wy4

Twitter is definitely fixing an ad to the top of the feed now. It’s always there. https://t.co/oqPNMM06zo

This picture is so deep. Sadly, I think only a small percent of people will be able to understand it. https://t.co/FecgGISBTG

Twitter is definitely fixing an ad to the top of the feed now. It’s always there. https://t.co/oqPNMM06zo

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Me, showing the cashier my 0% off coupon

mfs on here be like My sincere apologies for any mistakes I make with English, it is the 18th language I've learned,

they're giving out game awards cards instead of cards related to the winter sale, and there isn't even any new profile themes or items for the sale 💀 come on now https://t.co/Ix54Jm8XXp

the view data for tweets is not aggregate in the raw API call. you can see a full list of everyone who has viewed any tweet lmao

i want one of these https://t.co/yy1QPwLBwQ

Me, showing the cashier my 0% off coupon

they're giving out game awards cards instead of cards related to the winter sale, and there isn't even any new profile themes or items for the sale 💀 come on now https://t.co/Ix54Jm8XXp

https://t.co/Xuxg8A8IpK

mfs on here be like My sincere apologies for any mistakes I make with English, it is the 18th language I've learned,

I want to see a tweet (really a reply) get 0 views. Absolutely no attention. That would be ideal

I want to see a tweet (really a reply) get 0 views. Absolutely no attention. That would be ideal

Happy to know that Spring 4 is the Best App Update Runner-Up of MacStories Selects 2022. Thank you so much for your support, and I can’t wait to share more info about Mona the Mastodon client with you soon. https://t.co/a7YhNEYekh

the new public views thing is interesting. bizarre to discover that people actually see my tweets

Just made a December 2022 post on r/Shortcuts to (hopefully) help out new members / users https://t.co/TcnCIo104L #shortcuts #apple #appleshortcuts #ios

the new public views thing is interesting. bizarre to discover that people actually see my tweets

Just made a December 2022 post on r/Shortcuts to (hopefully) help out new members / users https://t.co/TcnCIo104L #shortcuts #apple #appleshortcuts #ios

You wanna get rid of me you're gonna have to kill me

*taps the sign, sobbing* https://t.co/WxWZbwD0VP

*dials harder* https://t.co/RqvIx0Fx4s

real estate agent? i’m a wrong estate agent