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I love this headline because everyone online is like “he owns the most farmland” and the fact checkers are like “UM ACTUALLY!!!! IT’S UNDER 1%!!!” But the percentage doesn’t change the fact he still owns the most out of anyone lol https://t.co/JFGHhMFp1r

Word of the Day: DODRANTAL (adj.) nine inches long [17thC]

my father improvised and played on his guitar the songs in the Hobbit when he read it to me when i was little. now, reading LotR for the first time, i try and do the same for each song. just for me.

🎉 Just released. https://t.co/PpxowOiAXE https://t.co/UZZxIe1Lar

@NeoYokel Come party like it's 2015 so we can party like it's 2001

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I like VS Code for almost everything, but there's something so wonderfully simple and quick about accessing my remote servers from Nova 😁 https://t.co/5QkHbev4CL

@NeoYokel thank u dr email

@NeoYokel hell yeah I’ve thought about making one lol

in the middle of hundreds of anti abortion youtube comments there is finally a good take https://t.co/gIERoIHRyg

Tumblr still fuckin sucks im just a sucker for aesthetic blogging shit lmao

sent a very important email today. pls send good vibes

*on stage before a school gym full of high schoolers* Listen. If you drink and drive, youre cringe, but youre also fail. Being the designated driver is based and poggers. When you die, you will yell Unpog! Everyone you know will be sadge...

DSX v3.1.1 - Takashi Izawa https://t.co/lorrb8Jzi3

*Guy who's been in coma since 2015* Alright let's see what more crazy shit people found on the Dark Web...

SOMETHING I NOTICED | ★ https://t.co/MfhtpIjsSG

Gadget Midd Nite - Mike Yrabedra https://t.co/HGSq3PZUZF

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10,000 employees working here on this.

iOS 7 used blur fucking everywhere. It was atrocious. I mean, it's still there but I guess I've tolerated it more

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when they sing the lyrics :,) https://t.co/lAs09P0yQ8

4 weeks until ‘Baby, We’re Ascending’ is out! Have been so blown away by all the love and support on the album. Thank you so much 💖💖💖 https://t.co/vQtCs7ZHqm @MuteUK https://t.co/9whzUVLumA

It is extremely funny that musk’s first big idea is so transparently based on his own incredibly weird experience of twitter. “Whenever I tweet, people write news articles about it. Therefore, there’s value on charging newspapers to write about tweets” https://t.co/zpCIaJYW5T

Solarpunk dystopia

I feel like a lot of beginners ask how to get started when what they're really, deeply searching for is someone to give them permission.

@NeoYokel I actually read your review of it fairly recently and it made me wanna re-watch it soon lmao Haven't seen it since I was a teenager