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couch 🛋 on Twitter
couch 🛋 on Twitter
just yanked out a massive tonsil stone, no pic
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couch 🛋 on Twitter
unicode_garden | Mon May 09 00:44:11 +0000 2022
unicode_garden | Mon May 09 00:44:11 +0000 2022
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unicode_garden | Mon May 09 00:44:11 +0000 2022
couch 🛋 on Twitter
couch 🛋 on Twitter
being on facetime is just Matthew Typing Asmr
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couch 🛋 on Twitter
Greg Pierce on Twitter
Greg Pierce on Twitter
My wife is an excellent photographer. https://t.co/45hzVHwwE6
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Greg Pierce on Twitter
mart on Twitter
mart on Twitter
https://t.co/9l6iTazgd4
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mart on Twitter
Speedcore Henry on Twitter
Speedcore Henry on Twitter
what the fuck are you looking at... just leave me along... https://t.co/mXdP17vdZZ
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Speedcore Henry on Twitter
atrophy wife 🎀 on Twitter
atrophy wife 🎀 on Twitter
attracting 30yo women to my profile like ants by tweeting "panic! at the library"
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atrophy wife 🎀 on Twitter
Samperson on Twitter
Samperson on Twitter
just such a deeply true series of sentences. whoever this person is, i hope he's doing well out there.
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Samperson on Twitter
Samperson on Twitter
Samperson on Twitter
when people ask me about my creative process i send them this clip https://t.co/41xiAAAVlF
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Samperson on Twitter
jab on Twitter
jab on Twitter
Everytime I hear screaming in my office it's either someone getting brutally murdered or one of our co-workers is just doing a voice audition
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jab on Twitter
Tom Bot on Twitter
Tom Bot on Twitter
Just focus on rhythm and groove.
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Tom Bot on Twitter
FunnyJoke ComedyMan on Twitter
FunnyJoke ComedyMan on Twitter
i think lying is bad and do my best not to do so, however "you can just say stuff" is a core philosophy of mine
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FunnyJoke ComedyMan on Twitter