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There has never been and will never be a piece of "games writing" nearly as good as this. I think last time I posted this someone unfollowed me. Don't read this if you're squeamish. About anything https://t.co/5fHYYF4Qb8

We all agree minimalism and perfection are morally wrong and I've been sick looking at these rectangles so I freehanded some better ones in MS Paint. thank god https://t.co/5eTF29hQsu

should i make it real https://t.co/ozgSY6SO7i

We all agree minimalism and perfection are morally wrong and I've been sick looking at these rectangles so I freehanded some better ones in MS Paint. thank god https://t.co/5eTF29hQsu

should i make it real https://t.co/ozgSY6SO7i

@NeoYokel @ConanOBrien @joshuatopolsky @jimmyfallon I’m still game.

@NeoYokel @ConanOBrien @joshuatopolsky @jimmyfallon I’m still game.

@NeoYokel this tweet is crazy

@NeoYokel this tweet is crazy

is that fucking windows xp with a skin https://t.co/oKvfuV6LSL

https://t.co/EhabP0AfQU

The #iconic #SAAB 92 from 1948 Most of its designers didn't have a #driving licence & couldn't drive #1940s https://t.co/JOArfxHFOx

pretending to eat my cats feet making him so angry he slaps a claw into my open wet eyeball

I got my first job interview after like 4 months of applications but it's at a fucking grocery store, it's Aldi though and the commute would be easy. Ugh

I specifically do not want to work fucking retail again but I desperately need money. Pain in the ass. Of course I finally get a bite when I lower my standards, oh well. may as well treat it as a staunching measure.

I feel so fucking old watching Casino Royale, it predates smartphones so Bond has a shite Sony Ericsson phone https://t.co/UNECxUn6pA

The Sony product placement is so over the top https://t.co/Cr1rxrD88i

Beautiful haircut mister Bond https://t.co/ruPjlwUVhw

is that fucking windows xp with a skin https://t.co/oKvfuV6LSL

Beautiful haircut mister Bond https://t.co/ruPjlwUVhw

The Sony product placement is so over the top https://t.co/Cr1rxrD88i

I feel so fucking old watching Casino Royale, it predates smartphones so Bond has a shite Sony Ericsson phone https://t.co/UNECxUn6pA

I specifically do not want to work fucking retail again but I desperately need money. Pain in the ass. Of course I finally get a bite when I lower my standards, oh well. may as well treat it as a staunching measure.

I got my first job interview after like 4 months of applications but it's at a fucking grocery store, it's Aldi though and the commute would be easy. Ugh

pretending to eat my cats feet making him so angry he slaps a claw into my open wet eyeball

The #iconic #SAAB 92 from 1948 Most of its designers didn't have a #driving licence & couldn't drive #1940s https://t.co/JOArfxHFOx

https://t.co/EhabP0AfQU

📌Hey everyone📌 I'm Jab and I work on videos, films, festivals and social media for a living. Check out our music festival @funnierrave and my podcast @DualLayerPod and my YouTube channel. Feel free to DM me if you ever wanna collaborate! https://t.co/El26tkkiJ5

my brother saying he’s gonna kill himself by eating the couch

sighing so loud the whole bar looks at me