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"Tuscan Garden" is such a funny brand name. like yeah you know olive garden? Well, we're not them..... whats up though how you doin though

What’s worse than being laid off? Being laid off by a dude who calls you part of the “fameo” https://t.co/umBwEjszm0

New mixtape is bars https://t.co/Cn0H7ZUGde

Hey. *aggressively grabs your shoulder, stern eye contact* Your Prostate Is The Size Of A Lemon

cameo fameo https://t.co/HblMoCgcab

All car batteries end up in the ocean one way or another

if you think you don’t know someone who’s had an abortion, i promise you you’re wrong

Gilded Rubies - Eugene Jones https://t.co/2zPrRLKUIp

Happy Space Wizard Day to all who celebrate. https://t.co/YVgSqTGwOE

I’ve had to keep a lid on this for a while, but looks like I can finally talk about it. Feel so lucky to be a part of this, and thank you for everyone who supported me on this journey: the best is yet to come https://t.co/oBKDBNXhuM

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I love this headline because everyone online is like “he owns the most farmland” and the fact checkers are like “UM ACTUALLY!!!! IT’S UNDER 1%!!!” But the percentage doesn’t change the fact he still owns the most out of anyone lol https://t.co/JFGHhMFp1r

Word of the Day: DODRANTAL (adj.) nine inches long [17thC]

my father improvised and played on his guitar the songs in the Hobbit when he read it to me when i was little. now, reading LotR for the first time, i try and do the same for each song. just for me.

🎉 Just released. https://t.co/PpxowOiAXE https://t.co/UZZxIe1Lar

@NeoYokel Come party like it's 2015 so we can party like it's 2001

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I like VS Code for almost everything, but there's something so wonderfully simple and quick about accessing my remote servers from Nova 😁 https://t.co/5QkHbev4CL

@NeoYokel thank u dr email

@NeoYokel hell yeah I’ve thought about making one lol

in the middle of hundreds of anti abortion youtube comments there is finally a good take https://t.co/gIERoIHRyg

Tumblr still fuckin sucks im just a sucker for aesthetic blogging shit lmao

sent a very important email today. pls send good vibes

*on stage before a school gym full of high schoolers* Listen. If you drink and drive, youre cringe, but youre also fail. Being the designated driver is based and poggers. When you die, you will yell Unpog! Everyone you know will be sadge...

DSX v3.1.1 - Takashi Izawa https://t.co/lorrb8Jzi3

*Guy who's been in coma since 2015* Alright let's see what more crazy shit people found on the Dark Web...

SOMETHING I NOTICED | ★ https://t.co/MfhtpIjsSG