I would really like to amount to something.... I feel really aimless

eurphoria is the toxic slop I enjoy I feel like a lovesick pig rolling around in dirt watching that shit

Truly the mark of a worthwhile person is the ringing endorsement “He was always nice to me”

Cats Lite - Julie Reed https://t.co/HI4mwY5RYK

Project codename ⚡🔲 Electric Tables - an amazing research project.

Morning folks. As you might have just seen, I’ve been looking at Lego MOCs again. These four are all by the same designer and are after your votes. They have mine! https://t.co/wcdXzSnGYw https://t.co/g7nzJgwi9J

damn even wordle is giving me the finger

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Live in about 5 minutes or so away:

gel capsule pills: * casing filled with liquid * makes you feel good * eating too many kills you eggs: * same thing eggs are pills

These fuckers are nabbing my bit https://t.co/IpN7qF2E3d

In 18th century English, CUDDLING-IN-THE-BUTTERY was false affection, intended only to achieve something for yourself.

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so apparently when i was taken to work drunk this weekend on my off day i interrupted the end of night meeting to give a speech about how ryan is my best friend 🙃😂

Is there a name for this shit¹————¹ Discord.

This picture from the olympic games is so crazy i swear we live in a utopian heavenworld https://t.co/XxE0ISXFJ8

WHY THERE ARE NO VP SEO.

@NeoYokel I blocked him first 💯

she do hypnosis on my mic

"Apple's most powerful epic MAXX M1 Mac hit its lowest price EVER in RECORDED HISTORY" - some website Price: $1999

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Weird how there’s such a big line in CVS right now

Idk I just didn’t expect a 10 person line to get meds on a Monday at 1pm

You cannot block me. I will block you first, preventing you from blocking me.

ladies and gentlethems, https://t.co/HvZqwvTjZy

brother and i were talking about how much we hate current star wars and i tried so hard to explain chuck wendig to him and could not do it (my brother does not use any social media and periodically wanders into the wilderness for days and sleeps under bridges to purify himself)

While Abarth has gone from strength to strength since its 2007 revival, mostly selling hotter versions of the Fiat 500, its Punto-based hot hatch soon became rather a forgotten footnote. The 163bhp Abarth Punto Evo features in this 2010 brochure. #carbrochure #Abarth https://t.co/qvbk7Arl9L

sm respect for the dude doing lunges and sucking on his juul outside the library

TODAY IN JEFF CITY: - SAPA is in the MO Supreme Court - House Budget Committee set to vote on state workers' pay raise (increasing it to $15/hr) - U.S. Ag @SecVilsack to discuss climate change at Lincoln Univ. - Senate to debate the congressional map #moleg #HappyMonday

Feeling very ”why do you let him eat sand" "I don't like him" today