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Entering my pod and leaving a three star Yelp review for the bug I just ate. “Fair but not daring” I say, eating another bug in my cozy pod.

They need to bring back Jet Set Radio

I thought jet set radio was a band

kirb https://t.co/WUDIVORwXr

i will not be updating twitter on my mobile device

One of the most bizarre things in Washington is rich conservative lobbyists, legislators, and policymakers complaining about “elites” constantly. That’s… that’s you, buddy. You’re the elites.

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gm it’s Friday!!! https://t.co/4O6XUBksoI

Hi-Fi - TTourte https://t.co/D3Epomh2M5

There are 403 septillion different combinations of the 26 letters of the alphabet. If you were to write one out every minute, you’d still only be 0.000000002% of the way through them all—even if you had started writing at the dawn of the universe, 14 billion years ago. https://t.co/5xHJvGAGRk

Nobilis - https://t.co/UnNap2AVrT https://t.co/ymiVZnfEwd

*Tells my mom I hiked 2 miles/1043 feet/4500 steps up Koko Crater Railway Trailhead* My mom: https://t.co/ksRC75JKdf

The HOT-HAND FALLACY is the misguided belief that someone who has succeeded at a random game now has a better chance of succeeding again than someone else.

Crying in public

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i love bitches with a touch of whimsy …

"If youre going to doomscroll do it on tumblr instead" bro the posts about how the world is going to end are like 5x as long and have cited sources this is way worse

fishbowl heart and mind lantern in the eaves

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I really liked the first episode of Halo. https://t.co/QGJaCtI5XR

DELTA AIR LINE SAFETY VIDEO – Jordan Michael Blake (@jblakeboogie) https://t.co/oHZNtIWwJv https://t.co/NdU9HWhJFe

SGC - Steff Koerner https://t.co/MxIMjQKnVS

the best rappers are powerful wizards. no further questions.

does the UK export anything anymore or is it just transphobia?

Did you miss @Tessa_Weinberg on the radio this morning? She broke down the slew of anti-abortion legislation making its way through the Missouri general assembly this year. #moleg Listen: https://t.co/MbAb9SWSgr

happy 23❤️I love you more than I could ever express https://t.co/OtVfDrgLji

me in 30 years https://t.co/AuIYQ8pQK4

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I can't believe the amount and sheer fervor of Harry Potter defenders on this site dude it's fucking nuts aren't they all like 30 too

Scanline - Ambroise Confetti https://t.co/gQkSlqeEnR