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Human history is a long and hilarious graph of how we poisoned ourselves at varying levels of intensity and with varying levels of awareness that we were doing it. For fuck's sake people used to get away with selling radium toothpaste

agi_disco-nights-demo https://t.co/qNCOK5oyMt

Leaded gasoline was around in force until fucking 1996. If you sat in traffic at any point before then you were huffing some lead straight to the dome. Didn't you ever wonder why so many boomers and gen-X'ers are like that?

Still waiting for annotations for the rapid streams of discord.

good night https://t.co/fX04Ta9xzM

i made a cringe rym if u want to look i might write some reviews when i am unwell https://t.co/rlqRqTroF0

Everybody else's vape juice is sus. Lucky Strikes' … is bussin. https://t.co/aGDlkixzxK

i was so skinny How and why https://t.co/PsXrwdBxeG

@NeoYokel Is it weird if you scroll for half an hour on someone's timeline and like some of their older posts? I can't tell.

@aleksmlynne @NeoYokel My favorite toy car, when I was a kid, was an old Volkswagen Beetle. It's a great looking car.

@NeoYokel By the way, what keeps you on Twitter instead of just using Mastodon (and other fediverse platforms?)

@NeoYokel @aliciakeys Hi, Alicia Keys (@aliciakeys)!

Bring back the hovercraft pace car https://t.co/GDjaYWgQvu

@NeoYokel It's funny because, up until that point, you're lead to believe that this was a really high class restaurant that's being reviewed, when in reality it's more like a McDonald's.

@NeoYokel There's one that ends with something like "I won't be dining at THIS particular P.F. Changs ever again."

@NeoYokel Yeah, I feel the same way. There's this video series on YouTube where real actors "perform" Yelp reviews, and I think it's really smart 'cause it puts a humorous twist on what would otherwise be an overly negative review.

@NeoYokel I've felt absolutely dreadful 'cause someone left me a downvote on Reddit...

Much love to pick your brain with a lot of it.

@NeoYokel Though #I #really #dont #want #all #of #my #posts #to #look #like #this #which #makes #my #posts #easier #to #find #but #looks #bad. #I #wonder #if #theres #a #hashtag #limit.

in a year everyone will do gnomecore and then ill switch to brownies and convince people the trendy new key to an authentic life is to do your chores when your friends are asleep

i dont post enough about how amazing @cosmepl is. she's one of the smartest people i know and is constantly learning new things or teaching me. also she made @tngimagebot

A story in three parts https://t.co/aOOfTerZvy

gnomes don’t smoke weed. goblins don’t either. you do that

@NeoYokel And, when I follow people, it's really important to me that I see their videos "as they come out," not when the platform decides to show them to me. I think that's because it's more interesting to me if I get to see when a video was posted (as it was posted).

@NeoYokel When I was using YouTube a lot, I would see people asking if their videos were even showing up in my home feed (worried that YouTube's algorithm "dropped" their video).

@NeoYokel Though in most other cases, I prefer to use chronological feeds, because they're simpler and easier to manage.

@NeoYokel Is the follower limit exactly 1,688? That's surprisingly low! One time, on YouTube, I spent an hour subscribing to people, and I eventually hit the cap for the amount of people you could subscribe to in a certain amount of time.

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@NeoYokel Thank you!

Look at the people. 🚶‍♂️🚶🚶‍♀️🚶🚶‍♂️🚶🚶‍♀️